What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Blue Origin launches third New Shepard mission within three months - SpaceNews

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some recommended marketing automation tools for beginners?

No way

So they tried

Still no good

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Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is helping Ukraine worth risking WW3?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Is it true that Trump is threatening Europeans and Canadians with even more tariffs if they retaliate against the US?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Trump Plans Biofuel Quota Boost, Seeks to Crimp Imports - Bloomberg

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

South Korea halts propaganda broadcasts along border with rival North in a move to ease tensions - AP News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Out-of-Body Experiences Could Be Coping Mechanisms Instead of Pathology, New Research Suggests - The Debrief

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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