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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:30

Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Blue Origin launches third New Shepard mission within three months - SpaceNews
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are some recommended marketing automation tools for beginners?
No way
So they tried
Still no good
Democratic senators rent space at the Kennedy Center to host a Pride event - NPR
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is helping Ukraine worth risking WW3?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Trump Plans Biofuel Quota Boost, Seeks to Crimp Imports - Bloomberg
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to